zelly-fangirl:

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

boyslayr:

golfgalaxy:

boyslayr:

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

  • some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?
  • me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry
  • kid-khidr:

    reflections from an underwater wave 

    awesomephilia:

    i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

    brightsuggestion:

    I hope u end up ok

    reblog-n-follow:

    ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

    telesilla:

    archangelruind:

    my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

    I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

    catanacomics:
“#Catana #Catanacomics
”

    catanacomics:

    #Catana #Catanacomics

    luciddreamsxo:

    drinkspill:

    2017 better be nice to my mom

    That’s all I hope for

    iammoana:

    I’m not a princess.

    crossmyheartandihopetolive:

    Omg my brother just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party”